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hi im daisy. im the only one left because i killed all the other daisies


Great comeback.



horanking:

the feeling of not being able to go to a concert is literally the worst feeling





hawxr:

jem-love13:

Did you say clouds and sunsets?

Das schönste, was ich je gesehen habe.



gallowshumorrandom:

victran:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

goals

fuck your zombie theme and dinosaur theme photos



vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch





One time in class, I got fed up 

    One time in class, I got fed up
  •  This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.


totallyfubar:

the-second-sister:

totallyfubar:

Friendly reminder that the first recorded pun in history was a pun about corn in The Epic of Gilgamesh, so the first pun ever written was literally corny

Are you proud of yourself?

well somebody’s gotta be



proudlyinsane:complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot



babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s



sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety



shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.



viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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