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hi im daisy. im the only one left because i killed all the other daisies
troylerrocksmyworld:

tyler oakley at the mtv fandom awards // requested by anon
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message me here to request a drawing!

troylerrocksmyworld:

tyler oakley at the mtv fandom awards // requested by anon

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message me here to request a drawing!



toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place



thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 



okaydan:

ayoutuberobsession:

he looks so happy!

CHARLIE IS SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH



j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single
8/28/2014 · 183,657 notes · reblog


lady-shroom:

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

is this how I sound when I’m watching anime 



ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.



waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image



hetalia doing the ice bucket challenge 

    hetalia doing the ice bucket challenge
  • germany: does it with no reaction
  • japan: does it for the honor and donates anyway
  • italy: scoops like half the ice out before dumping it on his head
  • austria: has a dilemma between getting wet or giving money
  • america: completely overreacts
  • russia: not affected by its coldness
  • england: does it but in a swimsuit
  • france: tries to make it look sexy
  • china: too old to handle it
  • switzerland: does it just to avoid having to donate
  • canada: does it on the grass so it won't waste water
  • prussia: tries dropping a giant block of ice on his head and injures himself


internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

8/27/2014 · 148,853 notes · reblog


escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”



phantasticalities:

stop it howell
you stop this right now

phantasticalities:

stop it howell

you stop this right now



itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood



too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration



dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"



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